12:22 12 Marpenoth 1375Lazzard
played by "Dave the DM"
Character Background:
Lazzard is a lover of life, and does what he is told. He looks like Mr. Clean and loves to drink, smoke, and kill large animals, dolphins, and small kittens. He hates cats and his ex wife, sings about her all the time though, and will often smack his companions on the ass to show his comradery towards them. Once you are his friend you are his friend for life. He has STD s and brags about it. No one can tie a boyscout knot or walk a rope like Lazzard. He is always polite to those who employ him, but will still sleep with their wives if he gets the chance. He carves whale teeth and sells them on the side. He was raised by wolves according to himself, and when he lets loose in port he loves to go to the tavern and meet the working ladies for an after hour cocktail.
"Lazzard reporting as ordered captain."
Ok, Lazzard is among Gnomes. I am sure he is capable of speaking gnomish then, and he can work as a translater for the new land lubbers. Are any of the females in the crowd attractive? That will be the first thing on Lazzards mind, He is a sailor after all.
Lazzard is watching as the people begin to gather round beneath the city. In Gnomish Lazzard barks orders to some of his fellow riggers as they prep the ship "Fasten that harness Laddy, she is looking a bit slack, just like your mommas...." Just then he spots a beautiful girl in the crowd and stiffens up to eliminate any of his beer belly that might be showing underneath his really tight white shirt. He flexes his pythons and winks in her direction. "The ladies are already crazy for me. This will be better than exploring the brothals of the Colonies at the Islands of Marsarra, don't you think Giddet" He nudges one of his Gnomish comrades in the side with his elbow. "Dont worry Giddet, how were we supposed to know that she was really a man. I won't tell if you won't." He lets out a bellow of a laugh. Lazzard turns around to return to his duties. "Avast yee lazzy Gnomes, lazzard is here to lift yer loads and carry away ye mothers." With that he goes about his duties upon the ship. ....... After a quick swig from the old Flask. It help suppress the itching below...
Character Background:
Lazzard is a lover of life, and does what he is told. He looks like Mr. Clean and loves to drink, smoke, and kill large animals, dolphins, and small kittens. He hates cats and his ex wife, sings about her all the time though, and will often smack his companions on the ass to show his comradery towards them. Once you are his friend you are his friend for life. He has STD s and brags about it. No one can tie a boyscout knot or walk a rope like Lazzard. He is always polite to those who employ him, but will still sleep with their wives if he gets the chance. He carves whale teeth and sells them on the side. He was raised by wolves according to himself, and when he lets loose in port he loves to go to the tavern and meet the working ladies for an after hour cocktail.
"Lazzard reporting as ordered captain."
Ok, Lazzard is among Gnomes. I am sure he is capable of speaking gnomish then, and he can work as a translater for the new land lubbers. Are any of the females in the crowd attractive? That will be the first thing on Lazzards mind, He is a sailor after all.
Lazzard is watching as the people begin to gather round beneath the city. In Gnomish Lazzard barks orders to some of his fellow riggers as they prep the ship "Fasten that harness Laddy, she is looking a bit slack, just like your mommas...." Just then he spots a beautiful girl in the crowd and stiffens up to eliminate any of his beer belly that might be showing underneath his really tight white shirt. He flexes his pythons and winks in her direction. "The ladies are already crazy for me. This will be better than exploring the brothals of the Colonies at the Islands of Marsarra, don't you think Giddet" He nudges one of his Gnomish comrades in the side with his elbow. "Dont worry Giddet, how were we supposed to know that she was really a man. I won't tell if you won't." He lets out a bellow of a laugh. Lazzard turns around to return to his duties. "Avast yee lazzy Gnomes, lazzard is here to lift yer loads and carry away ye mothers." With that he goes about his duties upon the ship. ....... After a quick swig from the old Flask. It help suppress the itching below...
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